Dedede Castle
/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ I have a favor to ask of you! Please, become a Magical Penguin and fight witches! I will grant you a wish!
Anonymous

A wish eh?  What kinda wish?

/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ Contract?
Anonymous

Buzz off ya weird critter, I don’t trust the way ya look.

Heheheh

These pies shall do the trick

Yoyo yoyo!!
Anonymous

Don’tchu yo me!

Poyo poyo!!

Gah! Whatchu want?

I'm a child in heart. *glares*

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Well I wasn’t pickin’ on ya ‘till y’all started ta get on mah nerves, I’m tellin’ ya to buzz off now, or else I’ll send ya to da dungeon

Don't you have anything better to do than pick on little children?

Dere ain’t no child here! So buzz off!

it was a picture of you making love to a waddle dee. it was sold in many products. :3
Anonymous

*Decides to look up what it looks like*

……BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHOEVER MADE THAT DISGRACE OF A PICTURE’S GUNNA SUFFAH BIG TIME!!

just trust me on this one. and slobbering has nothing to do with it
Anonymous

Then why do they call it “Dedede Droolin’ while eatin’”?

about that last anon thing,trust me you do NOT want anything to do with that picture.
Anonymous

Hmm? Slobbahing may be gross but whaddya mean I don’t wanna see dat pictah?